Where do I start?

My alarm clock is my arch nemesis.
Natalie and Josh are my best friends. One is my twin and the other is my soulmate.
I love my dog more than my life. Especially recently.
I nap every day after school for at least 3 hours. If you call and I sound sleepy, just say you will call back and hang up. If you don't I will probably have a dream where I kill you. :D
I have too much fun with cameras. Including Newspaper.
I have this uncanny knack of making these stupid prophecies that have a stupid tendency of coming true.
Soy presidenta de la sociedad honoraria hispanica '06-'07!
I hate my bad decision of perming my hair. For some reason, it is not growing out.
If s'mores were a food group, I would live in that section of the food pyramid.
I still feel bad for Pluto.
I miss my best friend. She rocks harder than yours.

Ready for my list of irrational fears?
Jello (I'm scared I'll fall into a cup of it and suffocate..)
Buses (I think that busdrivers are crazy angry people who want to hit my car..)
My funeral sucking when I die. (Natalie, you are my official funeral planner. :D Think butterflies. Lol)
I'll stop there. The rest just get more and more ridiculous.

I love Harry Potter and I love that the midnight showing of OOTP movie comes out on my birthday.
I live from Thursday to Thursday, because Thursday is Grey's night, with my Grey's girls. Mucho fun.
If faced with the decision of my soulmate for the rest of my life and George Clooney for a night, it wouldn't be that hard of a decision.
Me and my car are very close. But not close enough for me to clean it out as often as I should.
I am the world's biggest slacker. It made for a more enjoyable high school career. However, it does make the whole college thing a little more difficult.
I hate our school's administration. The system is seriously screwed up.
I am a bitch. I know that but frankly in 6 months, I won't see 3/4's of the people who are reading this ever again.
I hate my government class. It is comparable to Umbridge's defense against the Dark Arts class. Minus the wands.

And finally, if you disagree with me on the whole athletes getting caught thing, just delete me from your friends, because I probably don't want to talk to you.

Photography, shiny things, Classic cars, my puppy, hanging around

Ani Difranco, Regina Spektor, Paramore, Juanes, Dave Matthews, Van Halen, Journey, all the music on the random mixes Dhvani and Natalie make me.

Million dollar baby, Chicago, Madagascar, Amores Perros, Ten Things I Hate About You, United States of Leland, Crash, POTC, Mean girls, The Sandlot, Gone in 60 seconds, Cruel Intentions, Garden State, Super Troopers, American Beauty.

Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Heroes, Boy meets World, Gilmore Girls, Real World, Friends, Law and Order, Family Guy.

Harry Potter, The Time Traveler's Wife, Da Vinci Code, Caucasia, Catch 22